NEW YORK MINUTE
Released: May 7, 2004
Both Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are legal now. I'm not sure which one is the non-eating crack ho but I'd have 'em both. While masters of their straight-to-video empire, the twins give us this wide release theatrical comedy which is just about as lifeless as a film for kids can get. Three-year olds will be telegraphing ahead to predict the plot points. SCTV alumni Eugene Levy and Andrea Martin even gets dragged into this sorry Olsen twins vehicle.
91 Minutes
Warner Bros.